Beautiful but Bonkers
I used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
( , Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
I used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
( , Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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And this is probably why I'm still single...
A while back I had a drunken one night stand with a friend of a friend. I though I was being terribly sensible and grown up about the whole thing by going for a coffee the next day and doing the "well, that was fun, but it was a one off, right?" chat.
Six months later a letter pops onto my doormat which reads "Rakky, I'm sorry to tell you that I don't think I can carry on this relationship any longer. It's been nice but I'm looking for true love and I know in my heart of hearts that it's not meant to be. I've experienced the joy of finding that special someone once, and I know that, as much as I care for you, I know we can only ever be friends..."
So basically, I was dumped by a nutter that I WASN'T EVEN GOING OUT WITH...
His next "girlfriend" apparently went on to become a nun.
( , Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:58, Reply)
A while back I had a drunken one night stand with a friend of a friend. I though I was being terribly sensible and grown up about the whole thing by going for a coffee the next day and doing the "well, that was fun, but it was a one off, right?" chat.
Six months later a letter pops onto my doormat which reads "Rakky, I'm sorry to tell you that I don't think I can carry on this relationship any longer. It's been nice but I'm looking for true love and I know in my heart of hearts that it's not meant to be. I've experienced the joy of finding that special someone once, and I know that, as much as I care for you, I know we can only ever be friends..."
So basically, I was dumped by a nutter that I WASN'T EVEN GOING OUT WITH...
His next "girlfriend" apparently went on to become a nun.
( , Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:58, Reply)
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