Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Misnomer: Men are built in proportion......spoken like a straight bloke, that's for sure :)
As an example, my BF is six inches taller than me (and I'm no shortarse), and a few inches wider as well but still, mine is almost twice as big as his. I remember one lad also who was shorter than me, but the contents of his shorts were FUCKING HUGE - sadly though, the dick on his head was even bigger.
In essence, the only way to really tell is to make a grab for it - this method carries the added bonus of confirming whether or not the grab-ee is up for it ;)
EDIT - Agreed, if it's asleep an accurate estimate is difficult - the least you need for a definitive assessment is a semi :D
ANOTHER EDIT: This QOTW has metamorphosed from 'Romantic involvement garnished with lunacy' into 'Breast/penis size and inherent perceived values of such - discuss' - what does that say about us? Hang on, breasts aren't genitals... are they?
YET ANOTHER EDIT: And for the record, size matters. Whilst skill is a prominent factor, it always comes second to mass. Anyone who says otherwise is either a) lying or b) hasn't handled a big one.
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