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The Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.

What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?

Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable

(, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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Jordan.
I was astounded at just how different this book was to how I would have expected it to be.

I mean, I only read the first few chapters.... I had awoken in my mates girlfriends bed (fear not, they were both asleep in the double bed in the spare room) and not wanting to wake them or rake through her house, I scanned her room for something to do. And I discovered the revelation that was the Jordan book!

Don't be fooled! I know it might seem like she's a vapid, despicable moron who has been overpopularised by the idiot public, but I saw a new level of humanity in her. I was almost brought to tears by her harrowing recollections of how she was made to feel a bit funny when a photographer asked to see her tits. Heavy stuff! I recall feeling a bit sick the whole time I was reading it, in fact.

I didn't quite manage to get through the 3rd chapter as I had begun to feel quite ill, being that I was hung-over. Thankfully, the print was large enough for your average mouth-breather to read, and it had some nice pictures of her with her tits out in the middle.

All in all, a cracking good read.

I'll leave it to you to decide if I'm being sarcastic. Which I undoubtedly am. Bugger.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:07, 1 reply)
I'm clicking this
Not because I've read it, but because I can use my imagination. And I imagination you're right.
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:28, closed)

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