
The Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.
What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?
Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable
( , Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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I am currently writing an erotic novel for the blind.
This is an extract – please let me know if its hot and saucy enough
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*really really sorry
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, 11 replies)

I cant understand your reply - your accent is too strong
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 16:17, closed)

Here, I'll translate..
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( , Fri 16 May 2008, 16:25, closed)

is it even legal to engage in the act you described in your book? I think I may be blushing from reading what you wrote.
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 16:32, closed)

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( , Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, closed)

Thanks you for pointing out the brail spelling mistake - I did actually mean "Microsoft laser mouse 5000" not "double ended footlong Mambo clit comber"
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, closed)

Sometimes I do have trouble with the words those English people use.
It doesn't sound quite as naughty in their language though.
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, closed)

I had to translate from Braille to Morse code, so it lost something on the way. Or gained something, perhaps.
On the other hand, the illustrations for his book are ace!
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 19:38, closed)

Man, I really need to pick up a copy of that book.
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 20:05, closed)
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