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This is a question This book changed my life

The Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.

What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?

Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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An extract from my book
I am currently writing an erotic novel for the blind.

This is an extract – please let me know if its hot and saucy enough

.::.::…:::::..::.:.:::.:….::::.:.. :.::..:.::::..:.:::….:.:.:. ::…::.:.:.:.:.:…

..:::.::..: : :: .. : .:: .:: ..:::: .:::. :::........::::..:

*really really sorry
(I helped save b3ta! KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, 11 replies)
:....::::.:...:::..:.
/..:::..:.:.:.!!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, closed)
Sorry Chickenlady
I cant understand your reply - your accent is too strong
(I helped save b3ta! KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:17, closed)
Oops! Sorry KMWIP....it's the French bit
Here, I'll translate..


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(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:25, closed)
which one of them spots is the
G dot?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:31, closed)
Wow....
is it even legal to engage in the act you described in your book? I think I may be blushing from reading what you wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:32, closed)
Let me translate it for you to American.
--..-.---...-.-.--...-..-.--...--....-.-.-...---..-..-..--..-.-..--...--..
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, closed)
Chickenlady
Thanks you for pointing out the brail spelling mistake - I did actually mean "Microsoft laser mouse 5000" not "double ended footlong Mambo clit comber"
(I helped save b3ta! KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, closed)
Thanks TRL
Sometimes I do have trouble with the words those English people use.

It doesn't sound quite as naughty in their language though.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, closed)
Well, no.
I had to translate from Braille to Morse code, so it lost something on the way. Or gained something, perhaps.

On the other hand, the illustrations for his book are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 16 May 2008, 19:38, closed)
There are illustrations too?
Man, I really need to pick up a copy of that book.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 16 May 2008, 20:05, closed)
Just look for it in all good bookstores.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 16 May 2008, 22:54, closed)

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