Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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Red CheddarNot one of my worst, but the one that still defies explanation. College night out, lotsa beer, double jimmy shooters and of course a good feed of tequilas.
My memory is fairly fuzzy after leaving the club, but I have a vague recollection of finding a large block of cheese wedged in between the bars on the window of a local pub. I of course, loving cheese, started nibbling on it while taking both sides of the road going home.
The next thing I remember is I am standing at the front door of one of my ex and least favourite landlords trying to wedge what was left of the cheese in through his letterbox. A light coming on from inside ended this endeavour so I legged it managing to hurdle the fence in the front garden and somehow getting home.
If it wasnt for the strings of half melted regurgitated cheese strung out between my bed and the toilet the next morning no one would have believed me.......
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 15:47, Reply)
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