Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
I see you've changed your name...
...but you're still ploughing that sad lonely furrow of trolling.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:36,
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I'll tell all if you will. It'd be cathartic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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We decided we hated each other
I moved out.
I'm getting re-married. She might be too at some stage.
The end.
Your turn.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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I married a lovely woman, who turned mental once our daughter was born.
Getting married again? Good luck.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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You forgot to mention the bit where Gonzo spends his nights wrapped in your ex wife's arms whilst you cry alone in your rented bedsit.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:03,
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Thanks for covering that for me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:07,
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It's the only furrow he'll be ploughing in the foreseeable.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:51,
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Fine with me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:55,
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