Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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Just saying, like.One of my exes was petite and dusky, and at no point during our carnal relations did she make me think of Frodo Baggins. The mental association sounds a teeny bit ghey.
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.Yeti., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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You think so?It was on the third day when she came out with "I'm quite hairy and shaving gets to be a real chore"
That's when I noticed the hairy hands, a vagina like a cats face and when I flipped her over to try it "Cornish style" it was seriously hobbit like.
What a difference 24 hours makes in the world of female grooming. I am glad I am not a girlie.
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Cornish style?I've seen comments about pasty faced girls but now realise I misread.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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Arf!(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, closed)
Yes....You know she's a Cornish girl when you suggest she might like to try the "other hole" and get the reply that it's too early to try for a baby.
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