Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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+ 'And if you ever even THINK of cheating on me I'll FUCKING KILL YOU YOU WHORE! In fact, I EVER even THINK that you're thinking about cheating on me I'll kill you. NOW FETCH ME MY DINNER! AND SOME BEERS!'(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:01,
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or even, "yes, yes I would"then you don't look like a complete womble as you try to nonchalantly extract the details while still looking cool masking a cold sweat panic.
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*Nods*I should probably change my answer to this.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:06,
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Or even 'What do you mean? I'm cheating on you right now. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced you to Michaela The Sex Midget yet, have I?'(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Sep 2013, 3:33,
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