Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I dated a girl with the biggest boobs I've ever seen on a human.
Seriously, they were bigger than my head. I once put her bra on like a hat and had room to spare.
And that's my bra cup story.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:25,
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Now get upset.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:36,
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Why?
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:39,
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Because you will.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:42,
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Sorry, you must have me confused with someone else, someone with over 58K posts on /talk.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:56,
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There we go.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:48,
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Hmmm. You certainly have a strange idea about what being upset means, but whatever makes ya happy.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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Jesus christ stop being so upset
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:24,
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Terrible Amorous Badger parody.
1 point for effort
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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No. This is a parody.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:07,
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I like this
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:27,
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Are you going to delete this thread in a girly strop too?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:23,
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Me? I didn't delete any threads. The one that got deleted was one started by AB. I have no control over that.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26,
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Are you not the whining bell end who posted about doing a midnight runner and then deleted in a rare moment of self-awareness?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:06,
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ASHAMED OF THE ROWLAND PENETRATION.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:29,
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Ummm... no. This is the first thing I've posted in this QOTW. Again, you have me confused with someone else.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:03,
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So what are you all upset about then?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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That's a totally different poster.
They had a terribly macho name like BIG RED SCARY MAN. Or sutin.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:46,
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My apologies.
All the upset ones blur into one big snotty internet wretch.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:59,
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That said, this one WAS doing the classic QOTW thing of 'you must be trolling if you're calling someone out for their appalling behaviour'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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My sister is a Big Girl
When she was pregnant, even the maternity shop had to order her bras in specially... I think she was JJ.
Personally I prefer small ones. Can't think why...
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:09,
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Because you're a woofter or a paedo.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:13,
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I think I'll, when wear a bra JollyJack is to account for about mine. Then he will know the lover.
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spanishfly 2, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35,
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Are you the incoherent child abuse fantasist?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:38,
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I'll never child abuse art. Bullying of the artist has wrong, none hateful and integrity!!
in community deviantArt, you will tolerant and understanding.
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spanishfly 2, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:46,
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You're not the real moggy :(
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:50,
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In all actuality
I did once have a friend (not a girlfriend) who was an M or O cup, depending on the brand. Never saw them loose, thank God.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:05,
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Woofters and paedos
Woofters and paedos as far as the eye can see.
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Eukanuba, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:40,
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Hanson did a song about this
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:11,
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what sort of cunt rhymes bra with tray?
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alright alright, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:56,
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you couldn't mark it up :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:58,
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One who can't be arsed to make up a sob story or put any real effort into a shit pun. Best I can be bothered with, I'm afraid.
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Shimrod, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 20:01,
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more than these pricks deserve to be honest
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alright alright, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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