ba-dum *tish*
Also, "it doesn't sound sexy" isn't a very good rebuttal. Who even says "I want to suck on your clit", anyway? It just evokes images of hickey-covered clitoral hoods....
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:43, 1 reply)

Bad porn actors, in the main
I suspect wooing their intended with Shakespearean love sonnets is somewhat above their paygrade.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:50, closed)

Nah,
They're probably paid more than most 'thespians'...
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:52, closed)