'A woman's breasts grow when men feel them. The more different men feel them,
the bigger they get. So you can tell which women have had lots of men feeling their breasts.

Everybody knows that, dur!'

So spake the former Mr Quar, at that time a married father of two and a science teacher.

He really did believe it and was most offended when I laughed.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:42, 6 replies)

There was me thinking it wasn't so much pregnancy as being a slattern.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:50, closed)

Also, a woman had to be careful to have the men feel her breasts evenly
as a right-handed man, say, would naturally feel her left breast more than her right. It would consequently grow bigger than the other and look silly.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:29, closed)

Just make sure
that half the time the man feels them from behind.
(salvadorevincent, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:52, closed)

Oh yes
he'd thought it all through.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:18, closed)

They do, however, swell up a bit
when the owner has the horn. Hurrah for the horn!

Unfortunately also at other times so it's not a reliable indicator of moistness, but never mind.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:28, closed)

That's probably what he'd heard somewhere at about 13 and misunderstood.
He truly believed that the growth was incremental though.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:48, closed)