Thankfully not me...
But a mate of mine had his parents visiting from interstate a couple of years back and invited everyone over for a BBQ one night to say hi (we've known them for years, they're a fairly hippy old pair, very easy to get along with and always fun) so everyone pops over and gets on the piss.
At about 7.30pm, the aforementioned mate's young son (for we are at that age now where children are part of the equation) has to be taken off for his bath and bed.
So... of he goes with his grandma and we all get back to drinking.
About a half hour later one of the group goes to take a leak and a few minutes later comes back as white as a ghost.
What's up? We ask. Nothing he says. And proceeds to drink about a case of beer.
A few days later he explains.
He's walked to the bathroom, the door is open so he pushes it and steps in... to see grandma sitting naked in the bath with the baby.
"Remember that scene in Something About Mary?" he said. "It's in my brain now and won't go away".
( difficultchild, Fri 7 May 2010, 2:47, Reply)