Old joke warning
I had an abscess on my rectal sphincter that caused me to make a noise like a moped whenever I broke wind. As it was getting annoying, I went to the doctor, who reassured me by telling me it was quite common that, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."

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( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 7 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)