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Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
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( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
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When my eldest kid was 4 months old I discovered the greatest of God's practical jokes on women. Sitting in a cafe, baby cries, missus' blouse instantly covered in warm milk. Also works when you can mimic a baby's cry, best done in crowded situations, during sex or at work.
At this point I discovered that a woman's sense of humour is quite different to a man's.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 10:54, 4 replies)
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Does that mean a cat's meow for food (which are pitched to mimic a baby's hungry cries) can make a woman lactate?
I smell a research project...
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 11:04, closed)
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Or will persistent exposure to crying babies achieve this effect?
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so will need to have given birth fairly recently for it to work.
Still, plenty of opportunities for japes to be had all the same.
( , Sun 9 May 2010, 16:01, closed)
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