Crap joke alert
I was in the pub one a few years ago and got talking to a couple of 'northern birds', both with sizable breastage.

We got talking and I asked where they were from,

"Oldham. Titses, Oldham" one of them replied.

I did. She laughed (thankfully)

That is all.
(dchurch bah, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:58, 3 replies)

You, sir...
Have got away with something that would get most of us punched.
(If true, of course.)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:30, closed)

Sadly
my humour is that shite that it is absolutely true.
(dchurch bah, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:29, closed)

Balls
I thought I might have posted of this before:

www.b3ta.com/questions/gullible/post226651
(dchurch bah, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:30, closed)