Breasts
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
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Two good points, in fact.
Seriously Amberl, I wish I didn't know this about you.
It does change (this) male's perspective. Before I had only a hazy, unfocussed image of you which would be in my head when replying to your posts.
Now the hazy, unfocussed image has magnificient norks.
This doesn't make me like myself any better.
However, Lady Thatcher had exactly the same measurements as her contemporary Samantha Fox.
I shall try to picture you as the former - more appropriate - rather than the latter,however more accurate that might be.
Also - for what it's worth - a previous gf was unblessed with bloody huge boobs and they made her quite unhappy.
Quite apart from the problem of where do they go when sleeping, and generally being in the way at all times.
So my sympathies. Try and get some fun from them.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:08, 1 reply)
Seriously Amberl, I wish I didn't know this about you.
It does change (this) male's perspective. Before I had only a hazy, unfocussed image of you which would be in my head when replying to your posts.
Now the hazy, unfocussed image has magnificient norks.
This doesn't make me like myself any better.
However, Lady Thatcher had exactly the same measurements as her contemporary Samantha Fox.
I shall try to picture you as the former - more appropriate - rather than the latter,however more accurate that might be.
Also - for what it's worth - a previous gf was unblessed with bloody huge boobs and they made her quite unhappy.
Quite apart from the problem of where do they go when sleeping, and generally being in the way at all times.
So my sympathies. Try and get some fun from them.
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:08, 1 reply)
think of it like this
before knowing this when replying to my posts you thought of me as a horrible Tory with bad taste in literature. Nothing's changed :)
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:11, closed)
before knowing this when replying to my posts you thought of me as a horrible Tory with bad taste in literature. Nothing's changed :)
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:11, closed)
I am quite prepared to overlook the tory element as something you'll grow out of.
Just as you (kindly) set aside my awful patronising at times.
And the dodgy reading: it's a wonder you can read at all without binoculars.
I'll shall just have to forget about The Norks from now on.
(Nah - not a chance. I shall rib you mercilessly on /OT!)
Have a good w/e: I'm off camping again. Monday?
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:57, closed)
Just as you (kindly) set aside my awful patronising at times.
And the dodgy reading: it's a wonder you can read at all without binoculars.
I'll shall just have to forget about The Norks from now on.
(Nah - not a chance. I shall rib you mercilessly on /OT!)
Have a good w/e: I'm off camping again. Monday?
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:57, closed)
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