This brings back BAD memories (mammaries?)
As a callow youth I pursued a girl for a loooong time, largely because of her fucking enormous norks, yet slender figure. When she finally succumbed, I unleashed the puppies, marvelling at the exquisite beauty of them, she was 18yrs old, they were stretch-mark free and just perfect......

Apart from a couple of huge black bristles round her nipples. They were like those ones that Gina Davis clips from Jeff Goldblum's back in "The Fly". I was appalled, and 19 years later, still feel a shiver of disgust when I recall that day. It gave me the creeps, how could someone with such perfect alabaster-white funbags not do something about those fucking great walrus whiskers defiling their magnificence?

I did manage to do the deed, but went right off her after seeing that. Uuuuuu-rrggh.
(Rsoles, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:28, Reply)