Summer holiday to Gran Canaria when I was about seven.
I was buggering about in the hotel pool on a particularly warm day with an inflatable lilo. My brother and all of the other kids I'd befriended were inside the hotel, and at some point I got bored of swimming underneath it and pretending to be a submarine on my own, so I lay down on it under the sun and closed my eyes. After a couple of minutes, I realised that I seemed to have stopped freely floating around and was caught on something, so I opened my eyes to find my head up against the tits of a highly attractive 18 year old girl with a large group of other teens around her. She looked a bit pissed off, and I quickly paddled away. Sadly, at my young age. I was far too embarrassed to appreciate the situation fully.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Fri 7 May 2010, 20:27, Reply)