The list
airbags, Blouse Brothers, B1 and B2, babaloos, baby feeders, badoinkies, balloons, baloobas, bazookas, bazooms, bee-stings, Ben and Jerry, Bert and Ernie, bijongas, blinkers, bombs, Bonnie and Clyde, boobs, boobies, boobsters, bosoms, bottles, boulders, bumpers, busts, cans, cantaloupes, cha-chas, chi-chis, chesticles, chumbawumbas, coconuts, cupcakes, dairy pillows, Danny DeVitos, devil's dumplings, dinglebobbers, dumplings, Ernest and Julio, flapdoodles, Fred and Ethel, funbags, gazongas, gobstoppers, God's milk bottles, Godzillas, goombas, headlamps, headlights, head rests, high beams, honkers, hood ornaments, hooters, hubcaps, jugs, kawangas, knockers, Lewinskis, Lilo and Stitch, magambos, Mahatmas, mammaries, mau maus, melons, milk bombs, milk factories, milk jugs, milk wagons, milkmakers, milkshakes, mobutus, moo moos, Mork and Mindy, mounds, muffins, Mulligans, Murphys, neeners, norks, nose warmers, num-nums, pair, palookas, pillows, puppies, rack, rib bumpers, shabba-dos, shirt puppies, speed bumps, sweater cows, tatas, the girls, the twins, Thelma and Louise, tits, titties, Titty-bojangles, torpedoes, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, tweeters, tweakers, wahwahs, windshield wipers, Winnebagos, wop bop-a loo-bops, yazoos, ying-yangs, zoomazooms.

Whatever you call them, they're there to be admired (sometimes from a distance) and always adored. Just remember there's a person residing above them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:51, 13 replies)

tittybojangles

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:00, closed)

I'm adding that to the list

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:01, closed)

and so you should :)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:09, closed)

Mamillary glands
The ex seemed to think that was a more technical-sounding name for breasts.

'Mammillary bodies' are actually part of the brain, but he wouldn't know anything about that.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:16, closed)

The Mitchell brothers

(barrington, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:28, closed)

There might be someone above them,
but I never seem to notice!
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:59, closed)

And this is why you can only look at them, instead of grabbing a handful and motorboating the lady in question's boobs

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:08, closed)

how about
Spaniels Ears
Diddies
Woofers
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:09, closed)

Have a click for
'Wop bop a loo bops". I'm sat at an academic conference, and you have no idea how hard it was to try and not laugh out loud in here!!
(Mr.Cunt whacked his knob out in Asda on, Sat 8 May 2010, 11:50, closed)

Walter Mitties...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:17, closed)

"Just remember there's a person residing above them"
Well...98% of the time anyway. There's always a few for whom 'person' is far too polite a term. Goes for men too, of course, except they don't usually have boobies. And if they do, they're not a real person, so it all works out fine.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:36, closed)

Surely there's more person below them than above them
unless you're upside down, or gravity has been really unkind.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:40, closed)

Let's not forget Wally Jumblatt(s)
who also happens to be the leader of the Progressive Socialist Party of Lebanon.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:53, closed)

Jubbly wamblats
is one I've just remembered from the fifth form
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:43, closed)