Not me, a friend
An ex-workmate claimed to have tried the following on more than one occasion: he'd find an attractive young lady, and bet her a drink he could make her chest puppies move without touching them. When she agreed to the bet, he'd stand in front of her, then grab himself a pair of handfuls and jiggle with all his might. He'd generally get a smack in the face in fairly short order, so he'd admit defeat and buy the drink.

I may have "WTF'd" rather at this point.

He pointed out that he'd groped some of the most attractive women around with this technique.

Legend.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:38, 3 replies)

Legless
Claims to have done the same thing.

Along with everything else.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:14, closed)

Large Claims
Yeah, I know. The thing that worries me is that he might be like Nessa off Gavin and Stacey, where it's all true!
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:21, closed)

WOW
Really?
What a clever and original guy!
I reckon I am more impressed than the guy in Babylon who had a mate who reckoned he had done this 10 millennia ago.

Give yourself and upper cut.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 10 May 2010, 5:37, closed)