Thanks for the mammaries
...is what I told her after we had broken up on good terms. And it was true, she had the roundest, perkiest, sizable pair I had ever had the pleasure to fluff and suckle upon ( up until that time, at any rate). She left overseas to teach English and I began dating another lass with great boobies, but not as great as Erin's boobies, which to this day still fills a large file in my spank bank. Little did I know that my current (shiny new) girlfriend was an insecure and possessive nutter. That is until I received a letter in the mail from the ex,complete with an exquisite picture of her fantasical bewbs and the moniker "thanks for the mammaries" written on the back. As we were still friends and her fun bags were what I can only describe as full of win, I pinned the photo to my bedroom wall.

Needless to say, when the current GF saw it shit hit the fan and the floor and the roof and the photo was "displaced", and even to this day I cry myself to sleep each night, face buried in my pillows, pretending that I am lacrimatng on my ex girlfriends glorious norks. I am such an idiot.
(goorf, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:23, 4 replies)

You should have just put the photo BEHIND the webcam.
Then your new girlfriend would never have seen it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 2:07, closed)

like i said
i was an idiot.
(goorf, Sat 8 May 2010, 10:20, closed)

How does it make her a nutter
that she was upset you'd pinned a photo of an ex's breasts on your wall?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:30, closed)

it doesn't make her a nutter
but she was a nutter anyway
(goorf, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:26, closed)