Cripes, I'm not brave enough
to actually ask a stranger who's become a wank-fantasy whether she's cool with it. That's why I'm asking here! Plus I'm married, have a toddler who might be with me (when asking, not wanking) - nah, it would all just be too weird.

If some woman told me that she'd been flicking her bean at the sight of my manly physique I'd send her to specsavers but I'd feel like a beggar who'd just been handed a twenty instead of a few coppers. Even if she was old, deranged, transexual, whatever. It's just so empowering, the thought that I've 'penetrated' someone else's consciousness in so primal and potent a manner...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:02, Reply)