I love my Mum's bra nicknames
such as "Upper-Decker-Flopper-Stoppers" or the all time classic "Over-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder"
(pinkpunkpython is skinning up, Mon 10 May 2010, 1:05, 2 replies)

Does she also sing 'Do Your Ears Hang Low?'
with the word 'tits' instead of 'ears'?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 10 May 2010, 8:07, closed)

Booby-Traps...
...is clearly the best term.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:25, closed)