Oh gosh, I just remembered one
Being a gay bloke, I don't generally have much to do with breasts so I didn't think I would have anything to say on this QOTW but my memory has just thrown this at me...

A few years into our relationship I was invited to spend Christmas with my boyfriend and his family. I had never met them before this occasion as they're in Yorkshire and we're in London and my boyfriend isn't in that close a contact with them in any case.

Anyhow, I met his Mum and his sisters and their husbands and we all got along just fine. His elder sister put us up for a couple of nights while the younger sister cooked a huge extravagant Christmas dinner and then we all sat around opening presents until we left.

So I shook hands with the husbands, kissed his mother, kissed his elder sister and then thanked his younger sister and went to kiss her goodbye.

That's where it all went horribly wrong.

As I went to kiss her, she had her arms crossed and so to steady myself I went to put my arm on her elbow. Only her elbow didn't seem to be in the right place so I tried again. Still it wasn't right so I tried again.

Then I remember noticing how squishy her elbow was and it suddenly dawned on me that I actually had a hold of her breast.

Horrified, I dropped my hand, kissed her hurriedly and we left. She didn't seem to have noticed (how?) and no-one (apart from my sister who thought this whole story was hilarious when I told her) has mentioned it since.

I think the worst part was saying to my boyfriend as we drove away, "I have just accidentally groped your sister."
(BearWithLittleBrain, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:26, 3 replies)

As a straight man, I assure you that when the need arises to say such
It's much, much worse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:29, closed)

- almost as bad as "I have just accidentally groped your Mother".
- but nowhere near as bad as "I have just accidentally groped your labrador".
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:43, closed)

"I have intentionally groped your father"
might be worse.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Wed 12 May 2010, 13:54, closed)