Mrs Vagabond's mum was in the kitchen with her brother, and they were both looking out of the window at the garden.
Her brother said to her "Great tits, Peg", and then desperately "IN THE HEDGE!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:10, 6 replies)

Did he accompany it with a Sid James' type cackle?
*Click*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 May 2010, 14:44, closed)

I think he was really quite embarassed.
He's ace. He's Irisher than Shane McGowan, and when Mrs V and I stayed cracked open a bottle of wine. Mrs V goes, "Mmmmm ... this smells like ... chocolate ... Sean - don't you think it smells like chocolate" and he sniffs it, tries it, and goes "Ah bot it jest smells loike feckin' woine ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:11, closed)

Shane MacGowan from Tunbridge Wells?

(Cave Duck, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:43, closed)

No.
Shane McGowan lead singer from popular Irish folk band The Pogues.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:54, closed)

That's the one.
Born in Kent and has lived most of his life in England.

"Fuck The Pogues, at least we're foreign" Jake Burns - Stiff Little Fingers
(Cave Duck, Wed 12 May 2010, 9:16, closed)

Oh right.
Well, er ... well done. "Her uncle's very Irish, then" - is that better?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 May 2010, 9:44, closed)