Topless Biker
I was about 11 when I saw the breasts of a Chinese woman. She was pushing her bike along the pavement of a small Buckinghamshire town where I reside, and I was in the car with my Mum on the way to collect my Dad from work.

I couldn't believe what I'd seen; she had her top pulled down to her waist,tiny denim shorts on and sandals. I remember my gut-stick doing that funny turn that happens when you go down a dip in the road really fast in a car.

We picked my Dad up and I was telling him excitedly what I'd seen. On the way back home, we saw her again, only this time being escorted my two policemen. She had yet to pull her top up and on closer inspection I realised that one of her breasts was banana shaped. I remember how care free and happy she looked though, and I looked out for her whenever we drove on that road. I never did see her again.

I miss you topless Chinese bicycle lady.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:23, 2 replies)

Oh
how I wish I'd have seen the topless Chinese bicycle lady too. *click*
( SpankyHanky, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:58, closed)

That gets a *click*
for the last line alone... Possibly the banana comment aswell!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:45, closed)