Breasts
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
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I concur
MrsScars announced halfway through Week 38 that she was bored with being pregnant, and would I do something about it? After much prostaglandin injecting, she said she thought more effort was called for. Off to the local pissoir/council swimming pool, 30 lengths.
Nope, let's try spicy food. Cue jalapeno frenzy down the local Tex Mex, with lots of tequila for me.
That worked. Pity I was still drunk when her waters broke, and she had to drive us both to the matty unit sitting on a pillow.
/back on topic: they went from 34AA to 36 C.
( , Tue 11 May 2010, 23:29, Reply)
MrsScars announced halfway through Week 38 that she was bored with being pregnant, and would I do something about it? After much prostaglandin injecting, she said she thought more effort was called for. Off to the local pissoir/council swimming pool, 30 lengths.
Nope, let's try spicy food. Cue jalapeno frenzy down the local Tex Mex, with lots of tequila for me.
That worked. Pity I was still drunk when her waters broke, and she had to drive us both to the matty unit sitting on a pillow.
/back on topic: they went from 34AA to 36 C.
( , Tue 11 May 2010, 23:29, Reply)
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