What if they're dead
and you want to bring them back to shore for a dignified burial? What method would expend the least energy? I'm guessing you'd just do a sort of side-stroke, pulling them along by the hair?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:03, 2 replies)

hold them underwater
...between your thighs. Then do some sort of breast stroke (no pun intended) or back stroke. That way you'll have both of your arms free
(Tilde, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:07, closed)

But my arms are weaker than my legs.
Surely it would be best to leave the legs free? Also if you're doing (ooer, missus!) breast-stroke then your head is high enough out of the water that people will be able to see you crying.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:09, closed)

If it was this same girl,
I would sit astride her and ride her like a surfboard.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:33, closed)