I asked my girlfriend for a tit-wank once. She said "how you going to make that feel good for me?"

I said: "Just before I cum, I'll stop punching you in the face."
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Wed 12 May 2010, 13:38, 1 reply)

Bad man!
Far kinder to just chloroform her.

PS God is DEFINITELY a fish. Don't be afraid to make that final leap of faith.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:25, closed)