Tits ! I've always had quite a pair on me.
Most blokes I've been with love 'em, some haven't though - so why they'd want to get with me in the first place if they don't like big norks is a mystery. You can't exactly, y'know, hide 'em up when they're stuck on the front of you so it's not like they didn't know I had them.

I've been the butt of many a tit joke, but the only really funny one was a few years back when a guy I was seeing sent me a birthday card. On the front was a picture of some blue and white Wedgewood china on a welsh dresser. There were plates, cups, saucers, and a surprising number of those little vessels you pour your milk out of when you're having a posh cuppa.
Inside he'd written,
"Happy birthday, to a woman who - like this card - has more than her fair share of jugs."

You had to be there really but for a tit joke, it was one I hadn't heard before.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:55, Reply)