Haaaang on...
Sounds like you've convinced yourself that there isn't a single, presentable female in the world prepared to give you a titwank, despite the fact that plenty have given you dry diddy rides.

Did something awful/disfiguring happen to you since your last dry one? If so, use your disability allowance to pay for a nice, long, soapy boob-fuck. If not, you can't honestly compare the odds of getting one to pulling off a successful bank-raid!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)