Brits AbroadUnion jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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Sri Lanka wankerTouring in Sri Lanka, 1995, Lahndener couldn't understand that when asking someone, for whom English is a second or third language, for an orange-flavoured sparkling beverage, pronouncing the "T" rather than relying on a glottal stop might have got him his bottle of "Faaan-a" a lot sooner.
See also, continual complaining about the forrin food, and then when we were given a roast beef dinner, he complained about the fact the beef wasn't cooked to his liking.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:54,
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At least he didn't have a tattoo of Buddha, eh?(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:32,
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