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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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We had an idyllic stay in the Maldives a few years back for our honeymoon.
We were the only English couple on the small island resort we stayed at, the rest were a mixture of Chinese honeymooners and Russian oligarch sluts I think this afforded us several privileges – mainly because we were the only people who would even speak/look/be generally human to the Maldivian and Sri Lankan workers who ran the resort.
I was even asked to take part in a game of cricket one late afternoon/evening with the locals, which was great.
Also, there’s nothing like watching a magical sunset over crystal clear waters while a fat, sweaty Chinese 20 something serenades you with his phlegm hocking. Even the local fruit bats were disgusted.
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:06, 15 replies)
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of phlegm.
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The viscous nature of the waters there and of course the high nicotine/tar content.
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the sticks they suck on are about as subtle and refined as Capstan Sailor Bastards but there's definitely tobacco in then.
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( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:23, closed)
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Mwah Mwah
why you editing?
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:48, closed)
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two just suck each other off please and get the unpleasantries over with.
GAYLOLZ.
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China grows shittonnes of tobacco and smokes it like it's going out of fashion
what terribly clever and pertinent point did I miss?
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The other thing was that you posted and then edited a previous remark. that is all.
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