Maldives
We had an idyllic stay in the Maldives a few years back for our honeymoon.

We were the only English couple on the small island resort we stayed at, the rest were a mixture of Chinese honeymooners and Russian oligarch sluts I think this afforded us several privileges – mainly because we were the only people who would even speak/look/be generally human to the Maldivian and Sri Lankan workers who ran the resort.

I was even asked to take part in a game of cricket one late afternoon/evening with the locals, which was great.

Also, there’s nothing like watching a magical sunset over crystal clear waters while a fat, sweaty Chinese 20 something serenades you with his phlegm hocking. Even the local fruit bats were disgusted.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:06, 15 replies)

Ah, the age old occidental and oriental conundrum of what is socially acceptable for getting rid
of phlegm.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)

little known fact that the Yangtze above the three gorges dam project was flooded not by rainwater but by businessmen gobbing off the back of the ferry.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:39, closed)

That explains
The viscous nature of the waters there and of course the high nicotine/tar content.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:47, closed)

Yeah, like Chinese cigarettes have nicotine content that is derived from tobacco.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:53, closed)

Malborough Asphalts

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:59, closed)

eh? they grow about half the world's tobacco
the sticks they suck on are about as subtle and refined as Capstan Sailor Bastards but there's definitely tobacco in then.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:16, closed)

FFS - not even going to tell you why you miss the fucking point.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:23, closed)

lolwhut

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:32, closed)

Only blooblooing because putting up with the slow children becomes tiring and mummy needs a break.
Mwah Mwah


why you editing?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:48, closed)

wtfayboa?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:07, closed)

Can you
two just suck each other off please and get the unpleasantries over with.

GAYLOLZ.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:31, closed)

GAFY - badly.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:29, closed)

You know what!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:29, closed)

no ... srsly ... I have no clue what you're on about
China grows shittonnes of tobacco and smokes it like it's going out of fashion

what terribly clever and pertinent point did I miss?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:02, closed)

You need to understand the counterfeit cigarette market.
The other thing was that you posted and then edited a previous remark. that is all.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:41, closed)