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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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It's a bit naff, but you could blame someone else?Halfway through the speech you could give your speech a double-take and say:
'Who's been tampering with my notes? I had written some reminders about [Insert Groom's name] student days, and had written 'Tuna chunks, debt, destitute'. However some unfunny joker has changed it to 'chunks of dead prostitute!' I can't remember him living on that whilst at uni!
Trouble is, I tend to read these as I go, so I apologise if I say anything else completey random in the rest of the speech'
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"As a well-known educational analyst, he often junks OFSTED. Props, astute commentator."(
calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:27,
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Awooga. What a rush(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:44, closed)
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