Awww, stop projecting you drunken bore!
Although I quite like the irony of posting on QOTW to complain about not getting validation from your audience...
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:21, 2 replies)

they're not 'your audience', you desperately dense prat
they're there for the wedding, not for some witless ruggerbugger bore telling shit 'jokes' and hilariously inappropriate anecdotes lies. You're a dreary sideshow at best. You're less interesting than the hors d'œuvres. Nobody caresn what comes out of your blubbery lips. If you fancy yourself as a wit then sign up for an open mic night or become an after dinner speaker.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:46, closed)

I wasn't projecting so much as outright confessing.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:01, closed)

Chin up, you wouldn't keep getting asked if you were that bad!
You're absolutely right of course. However, given that refusing to do it makes you an even bigger cunt, why not have a bit of fun with it? At least you're sure of amusing yourself...

(Yes, I'm going to have a wank during my speech.)
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:12, closed)