Seriously right..
..you're a bloke in your 50's. You can either go about this in two ways.
1) Embrace your flailing creepy sexpesty spacsticity, massively oveexaggerate it and make a virtue of it, ala Albert Marshmallow and his whole creepy sexpest fantastist thing. Unbelievably, this is the mature option, and far more dignified for a man in his 50's and take your frankly, rather worrying midlife crisis back into healhthier territories. Like, you know, dodgy online dating sites.
2) Carry on using every. single. thing. as. as. excuse. to. whine. about. trolls. Because, y'know, that'll make you look proper good.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 20:56, 3 replies)

Thank you AB. Sincerely.
For putting such a big, cheesy grin on my face. For -
1.) Getting. It. So. Wrong.... Again.

2.) For imagining that anyone here would for a moment, take anything you have to say... seriously.

Comedy Gold. That post belongs in your archives. Can I suggest the title - "Important Things I have Said."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 6 Jul 2013, 23:07, closed)

Soz. I'll change that to 'bloke in his 60's'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 8:09, closed)

Horrible bullying of the creepy sexpest.
You'd be a creepy sexpest if you looked like a bowling ball dipped in custard and pubes and spent 18 hours a day whining on the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 9:19, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Jul 2013, 9:52, closed)

I am indeed virtuous.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:02, closed)