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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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Internet breakdown week. Again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 10:58, 1 reply)
No proof from you.
Don't you mathematicians consider that kinda thing important?

I'm wondering if you you got your PhD in Klingon. (Search for it)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Jul 2013, 11:02, closed)
you really are a frightful penis aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 16:45, closed)
It's never been called that before, no.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Jul 2013, 21:39, closed)
Wait, just a sec.
Is Shambo really complaining about how much you post?

I actually took the trouble to work this one out a while back. If I'm not mistaken, Shambo posts approximately 10 x as many messages as either of us do, and has been doing so for a decade.

A decade!
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:12, closed)
See my post below.

But I'm sure he'll see it differently.
If I'm not mistaken, Shambo posts approximately 10 x as many messages as either any of us do, and has been doing so for a decade.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:28, closed)
what the fuck is your major malfunction?
surely being this paranoid and bitter isn't good for your mental health?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:04, closed)
I'm detecting
upset here.

She's upset, isn't she misery?

You've gone and upset her, you awful bastard.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:14, closed)
sorry, i read that as 'like me please! go on! i'll be on your team!'
shush now, and try going outside for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:09, closed)
UPSET
ON THE INTERNET.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:07, closed)
haha, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:30, closed)
You can understand why they're all upset.
Their entire online existence is defined by me. And I never respond to anything they ever whimper. That's got to sting a bit.

18 hours in one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/browntrousers/post2009840
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:49, closed)
So.
I got the age right then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:50, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:54, closed)
I like it when you quote "Full Metal Jacket" lines at me.
Makes me feel like I belong here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)
You should do one for Monty as well.
He'd be a yappy little dog, standing behind Shambolics legs.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:12, closed)


(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:58, closed)
I like that.
Oh, how I like that.

That is bloody marvelous.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:12, closed)
how can you even see it with your head that far up dullard mcshitpost's arse?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:07, closed)
UPSET!

(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:08, closed)
clearly. i'm beating my tiny, furious internet fists against my ipad in a fit of impotent rage.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:29, closed)
The only way anybody could possibly interpret words on a message board as anger
is if they regularly get angry on a message board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:45, closed)
Ipad huh?
Get you.
(username failed moderation, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:29, closed)

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