BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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Story that springs immediately to mindAs told by Gary Lineker.
Lineker is out on the lash in the West End with everyone's favourite lovable drunk wife-beater Paul Gascoigne.
At the end of the evening, unable to find a cab, Gascoigne commandeers a Routemaster bus and asks the conductor nicely if the driver wouldn't mind doing a detour via Lineker's house in St John's Wood or somewhere equally leafy.
It being Gazza, the driver complies - cue Gazza conducting the entire top deck of the bus in a singalong to the old Cliff Richard song set on a double decker, "We're All Going On A Summer Holiday".
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)
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