I hate buses
One day back when I was at college I was making my way back from a game of snooker in town on the bus for the afternoon lessons, and at the back of the bus were 2 girls probably about 15 years old drinking some crappy cider from a 2 litre plastic bottle.

About 1 min into the 5 min journey my mate points out the strange liquid pouring along the floor of the bus. Turns out one of the girls had pissed herself on the back of the bus, and to make it worse, upon seeing this the other girl threw up making a horrific mix of piss and cider vomit.

Got the driver to just pull over right away and got the fuck out of there, I'm usually very lazy, but I'm not willing to sit on a bus full of piss and vomit just to save myself a walk...
(tool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:03, 1 reply)

Nasty
I've been in a similar situation, me downstairs in a double decker. As the driver turned right and downhill a wave of unspeakable nastiness cascaded down the stairs. Thank fuck I was nowhere near them at the time, had to climb over the seats to avoid wading through the stuff. Whatever they pay people to clean out buses can't have been enough.
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:11, closed)