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» Schadenfreude
Eyesight fail
When I was in college, my maths lecturer had really bad eyesight, not blind, but pretty close. Upside of this was various comedy moments such as writing on the wall by mistake instead of the whiteboard, and watching him trying to negotiate the tables and chairs while walking around the room.
Anyway, one day we were all sat down waiting for him to arrive, about 10 minutes after the lesson had started we were all getting excited at the prospect of no-one turning up and getting the next 45 minutes free. At this point in walks the caretaker for the college with a message "Pete has fallen down the stairs on the way to the lesson and has been taken home".
Queue 'Awww' and sad faces from everyone there, apart from me that is, I'm desperately trying (and failing) to hold back my laughter!
One of those moments where you really know you shouldn't laugh, but you just can't help it :p Also one of those moments where you really had to be there, but I'm post it anyway since I've written it now!
(Fri 18th Dec 2009, 21:33, More)
Eyesight fail
When I was in college, my maths lecturer had really bad eyesight, not blind, but pretty close. Upside of this was various comedy moments such as writing on the wall by mistake instead of the whiteboard, and watching him trying to negotiate the tables and chairs while walking around the room.
Anyway, one day we were all sat down waiting for him to arrive, about 10 minutes after the lesson had started we were all getting excited at the prospect of no-one turning up and getting the next 45 minutes free. At this point in walks the caretaker for the college with a message "Pete has fallen down the stairs on the way to the lesson and has been taken home".
Queue 'Awww' and sad faces from everyone there, apart from me that is, I'm desperately trying (and failing) to hold back my laughter!
One of those moments where you really know you shouldn't laugh, but you just can't help it :p Also one of those moments where you really had to be there, but I'm post it anyway since I've written it now!
(Fri 18th Dec 2009, 21:33, More)
» Buses
I hate buses
One day back when I was at college I was making my way back from a game of snooker in town on the bus for the afternoon lessons, and at the back of the bus were 2 girls probably about 15 years old drinking some crappy cider from a 2 litre plastic bottle.
About 1 min into the 5 min journey my mate points out the strange liquid pouring along the floor of the bus. Turns out one of the girls had pissed herself on the back of the bus, and to make it worse, upon seeing this the other girl threw up making a horrific mix of piss and cider vomit.
Got the driver to just pull over right away and got the fuck out of there, I'm usually very lazy, but I'm not willing to sit on a bus full of piss and vomit just to save myself a walk...
(Thu 25th Jun 2009, 14:03, More)
I hate buses
One day back when I was at college I was making my way back from a game of snooker in town on the bus for the afternoon lessons, and at the back of the bus were 2 girls probably about 15 years old drinking some crappy cider from a 2 litre plastic bottle.
About 1 min into the 5 min journey my mate points out the strange liquid pouring along the floor of the bus. Turns out one of the girls had pissed herself on the back of the bus, and to make it worse, upon seeing this the other girl threw up making a horrific mix of piss and cider vomit.
Got the driver to just pull over right away and got the fuck out of there, I'm usually very lazy, but I'm not willing to sit on a bus full of piss and vomit just to save myself a walk...
(Thu 25th Jun 2009, 14:03, More)