When bus drivers attack.
"You stupid cunting fuck..." he shouted into the closed door of the bus, "...I'll fucking show you, you'll see, you fucking cunt." He was an angry young man, he wanted everyone, particularly the bus driver, to know this, and his relentless shouting gave testament to the fact.

"Stop this fucking thing so I can kick your fucking face in, you cunting cunt." He was letting himself get a bit muddled as passions ran high and his anger threatened to tumble into outright aggression.

"I said stop the fucking bus, you funting cuck... um, fucking fuck." He snapped, lost the ability to speak and pathetically bashed the side of the bus with a clenched fist.

The bus stopped and his face turned instantly from angry to worried. The door flew open and his legs braced ready to leg it. The driver leapt from his seat and the angry man made like Usain Bolt as he broke the land speed record down a narrow side street.

It was at least five minutes before the driver stopped laughing long enough to drive on.
( Moey, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)