evil old man
Was on the bus home from school once with my brother. We would usually sit together if we could but because the bingo let out at the same time the bus was always full of coffin dodgers so we'd usually end up sitting seperately or standing.

On one occasion I ended up sitting beside a friends mum while my brother ended up sat beside some random old man. He was a very dapper looking old chap and I can still remember his awesome hat.

I sat chatting away while my brother stuck his mp3 player on, the journey proceeds at it's usual snails pace and everything is as normal. All of a sudden my brother is up out of his seat like a shot and off the bus. I follow him, slightly concerned to find out why he's gotten off about 8 stops early.

He's fucking raging. I see that his trouser leg is wet and he tells me that the old boy he'd been sat beside had pissed on him. I feel a sudden pity for the old guy as at age you don't always have the best control of your bladder.

Up until the bus pulls away and I see him waving at my brother with a massive grin on his face. The old bastard had done it on purpose! At this point I'm trying hard to stifle my giggles and not really succeeding. I lost it completely when we tried to get the next bus and the driver wouldn't let my brother on as he smelt of piss.

I ended up walking home with him moaning at me for my lack of sympathy the whole way.
(panda_sam, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:40, 5 replies)

It is strange that we laugh at this!
Yet it's the kind of story you read with horror in the papers:

OLD MAN PISSES ON SCHOOL KID
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:44, closed)

I must just be a terrible person
If I read something like that in the papers I laugh. There is no horror
(panda_sam, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:49, closed)

Well at the very least
the Daily Mail would report it in horror!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:54, closed)

Hang on...
How could the old boy have pissed on someone sitting next to him? Did he get his cock out and aim it at your brother?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:13, closed)

As far as I can tell
bus seats aren't really abosorbent. When the old guy pissed himself a little was soaked into the seat but most of it spread out over the seat and was abosorbed into my brother's trousers.
(panda_sam, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:23, closed)