Well, I've witnessed plenty of bus related incidents, but this one stood out the most...
Here goes

One Saturday evening a few years back in Sheffield City Centre, me and a bunch of friends were on our way home, so we headed to our bus stop.

We sat at the bus shelter (on the high street, outside Natwest for any sheffield b3tians), laughing and generally pissing about- afterall we was about 16 or so at the time.

Then Suddenly a middle aged lady, in about her 50's also at the shelter got up and shouted 'BEHAVE YOURSELVES!!' at us, as if she going to begin preaching at us.

One of my mates turns round and responds with 'calm down, can't I have a laugh with my mates?!'

....long pause....

'Im a pregnant woman you know!'
'what, are you pregnant?'
'....yes'

naturally we find this very amusing, and we all in hysterics, and she pulls out her umbrella and starts threatening us with it, which was even more funny.

meanwhile, a bus pulls up a few stops up the road, so the 'pregnant' 50 odd year old lady sprints up the High street towards the stop screaming 'ITTSSS MEEEE BUUUSSSSSSS!!!'
She nose dives at the door grabbing the handrail, swings round thrusting herself into the middle of the footpath landing on her back - It was an epic stunt, it should ave been in slow motion.

A bunch of people assisted her onto the bus and she was on her way whilst we were in stitches.

to top this tail off though, we was all enjoying a good chuckle until one of our lads, not the sharpest tool in the shed, blurts out:

'she weren't wearing any pants y'know....'
'ERRRGGHHHHHHHH!!! you actually looked....'


Length? about a 100 metre dash and a long jump
(Lord Chode, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)