Karma
ok so i have had some of the worst days of my life due to buses but one memory that stick with me that made my day a treat.
It was pissing it down, i had a major headache and a long day of work ahead, i was not a happy bunny. The bus then arrived filled completely with mongs also having a bad day.
Three people stood out imparticularly;
1. The bus driver - short fat guy resembling a sunburnt asscheek wheezing and coughing, a walking germ factory
2. The old biddy - old woman with a moustache far superior to mine. she had stepped in dog shit.
3. The screaming little brat - enough said.

the bus was steaming up and the smell of sweat and dog crap was swarming and the brat's screaming wasnt helping my headache. but then there was justice.

The bell dinged, the annoying brat, his mother and the old biddy all got up to get off, as they were heading off the old biddy left first smearing a hefty dose of shit off her shoe onto the step. the screaming brat, still screaming, went to run off and slipped on the shit spreading it all up his school uniform.

Holding back the urge to laugh, being the sadistic prick i am, i went to sit where the biddy had been sitting, sat down and noticed the sound of paper crunching. i found 20 quid.

the rest of the day was shit but i bet that kids was worse XD
(DeniedGuilt_AcceptedCake is fighting the urge to punch turtles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)