BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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A Paddy Constantine MomentI was heading into town to pick my missus up from work.
As I went through a junction, the light was just going from green to orange. The second the light went orange, the bus that was waiting to turn right across me lurched into my path. There was a locking of brakes and I slid to a halt at a point where my
He leant out of his window and shouted "watch where you're going!"
I shouted back "I had green, you fat twat!"
To which he replied "who are you calling a fat twat?"
And I had to do the classic Dead men's Shoes line: "You. You cunt"
He just goldfished for a moment and closed his window.
I drove away, chuckling to myself.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:27, 2 replies)
i definitelyhave to do that line at some point in my life.
i hope you said it with the same enraged, twisted, maniac facial expression.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:41, closed)
It'sConsidine, but I'll forgive you for mentioning it in the first place. Awesome film.
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chart cat has an itch, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:13,
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