Buses
We've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
( , Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
We've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
( , Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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You need rollerskates when Boris brings the Routemasters back.
The wheels help to absorb the speed differential between the pavement and the bus.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:19, 1 reply)
The wheels help to absorb the speed differential between the pavement and the bus.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:19, 1 reply)
Similar incident happened to my older brother
Same old routemaster designed bus, approaching our stop.
Brother spots girl he is desperate to impress.
Steps off the bus in a how fuckin smooth am I move, that coincides with him connecting flush with a lamppost that obviously had mysteriously appeared, NOT!
Girl of his dreams never even broke stride as she wandered past the carnage.
I ran back towards him, after alighting at the stop naturally, only to find that his nose seemed a tad wider and clarety since I had last looked.
Funny as fuck though
( , Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:37, closed)
Same old routemaster designed bus, approaching our stop.
Brother spots girl he is desperate to impress.
Steps off the bus in a how fuckin smooth am I move, that coincides with him connecting flush with a lamppost that obviously had mysteriously appeared, NOT!
Girl of his dreams never even broke stride as she wandered past the carnage.
I ran back towards him, after alighting at the stop naturally, only to find that his nose seemed a tad wider and clarety since I had last looked.
Funny as fuck though
( , Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:37, closed)
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