Bus vs Moped
I shall call him Mark Lucas, for that twas his name and he was a rather rotund lad who had saved up and bought himself a moped.

Now given Mark's size, the fact that moped's aren't really designed for speed and his permanent choice of loose fitting Reebok shellsuit top (which acted as a wind-brake a drag car would be proud of), Mark would rev past us standing at the bus stop every morning to much laughter.

The bus would arrive, perhaps as much as 5 minutes later and yet we'd still overtake him by the time we left the village.

One day though Mark saw an opportunity to re-overake as the bus slowed for the next bus stop. The months of laughter would stop, oh yes, you could see it written all over his visor covered face. The trouble for Mark was that he had only managed to close the gap on the bus because he was caught in it's slipstream and when he pulled out to go around us he practically went backwards.

The laughter didn't stop for Mark, although he never did try to overtake the school bus again.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 6:38, 1 reply)

Clicks as I've known a few retards on mopeds as well who've done similar stupid things

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:57, closed)