That's a very nice story sir
Some interesting points you make there. You have a nice day now!

...actually sir, just one more thing....

You stated that the bus was doing 70mph. I could be wrong and I often am sir, but aren't buses limited to 56mph by law?

Then there's the puzzle of this year 7 kid who recovered from a coma after just 2 days. Are you sure he was in a coma?

Are you still with me here sir?

The other kid who grabbed the mega tie sir... why didn't he let go of it? Sounds like a strange thing to do sir, if you ask me.

I'm intrigued by the tunnel of death sir. It sounds fascinating, but I can't for the life of me think how it led to such an unusual injury.
(Detective Columbo needs to ask you just one more thing..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 6:00, 1 reply)

Buses
are now, I believe, limited to 100km/h (62 mph) under European law. However, this was introduced relatively recently, so it's possible that our correspondent went to school quite a while back. Legally they are allowed to travel at 70mph on a motorway in the UK, if unrestricted.

Sounds a bit like my school bus, actually. Although there's no way the buses we used to get would be capable of anything approaching 70mph!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:38, closed)